Hello fellow heretic (or are we being presumptuous?) and welcome to the funny atheist t shirts section of MannArtt. This is a temporary “holding page,” as we’re in the midst of major changes, including changes to the business model and how we market online. You can find out more about that boring stuff here, if you like.
In some cases, this requires pulling old sh*t off of backups and updating it for modern t shirt production technology. We aren’t doing silk screen much anymore, in other words. Sometimes what should be a “simple little job” turns into a freakin’ nightmare. Things can get complicated (and time consuming) quick! See? Making funny atheist t shirts ain’t all fun and games. Dawg.
Things are a bit thin here at the moment, but we’re proud to showcase two of Mann’s most hard-hitting and acerbic designs – McChrist’s and Dollar Cross. There’s more to come. Word.
Here’s the deal: Many of our older designs have not been transferred across to digital POD (print on demand) format yet. In most cases, this requires redesign, and since Mann is the guy who originally created these pieces – and he’s a persnickety sombitch – it’s really up to him to do the conversions.
More Funny Atheist T Shirts Are Coming – Bookmark This Page Now!
And in truth, there isn’t usually a lot of demand for funny atheist t shirt designs, sad to say. It might have something to do with the fact that theist dogma still dominates most of Western society, and being an “out” atheist is a bit like being a gay man in the ’50s.
You’re going to piss some idiots off, and worse yet, a few will want to put the hurts on you and “make an example out of you.”
We’re always amazed when we get an order for atheist gear from Valdosta, GA or Waco, TX. In places like that, you’ve gotta be either a warrior or insane to wear anything questioning Gawd, Jaysus and “Holy Writ.” What we think of as “funny atheist t shirts” might not be so well received by the pinch-faced holier than thou crowd. Heck, you might even get branded a witch and a commie at the same time – and that’s a special kind of achievement reserved for only the most unholy.
Of course, when we get orders from a place like that, we assume the shirt is either A) a gag gift that will soon be burning in effigy along with a Hillary Clinton figure, or B) it’s going in a closet never to be seen in public. Snif.